Been reading the COI report of Mas Selamat's escape since last night, and I can't help comparing this...
"He came out through the bathroom window..."to this...
Teensy thief crawls in mail flap
What is next? Hahaa... oh and check this out:
"In all, the COI found that Mas Selamat had about 11 minutes between the time he was brought to the toilet at 3.54 pm to 4.05 pm when the alert was raised. Within that time-frame, he took time to shave, then entered the urinal cubicle, turn the tap on and then flipped his pants over the concrete ledge above the cubicle door and made his escape."
This was extracted from the Mr. Wong's statement to the Parliament. Read the COI report here.
I am so thankful that the COI report has been made available to our eyes (rolls eyes) and I am sure that they have all worked hard for the investigation. Let us donate rolls of toilet paper to Whitley Road Detention Centre.
How I love the negligence. Indeed, we shouldn't be too complacent and think that all will be safe and rosy, faultless and wonderful in the little red dot that taxi drivers in Shanghai often referred to as "the garden" ("Ohh you come from the garden country? Very nice and clean right?").
Hey but what to do, it has happened.
One more thing... a very important thing... indeed, please bear in mind the ministers shouldn't be removed automatically removed for lapses down the line. Take the advise from our Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong. Fair enough but I am sure there are other very valid reasons for a particular minister to step down. Just my opinion, but what do I know eh?
Remember, respect our mini(gang)sters. Accept their mistakes and pay your dues (protection money). 66.6% of you have voted for them to run this place anyway. So, how many of you have been convinced that you've made the right choice? Read the COI report again, go through the statements from our mini(gang)sters again. Maybe the Ministry of Home Affairs could have hired some child labour from my child care centre. When told of the escape during our morning assembly the day after the escape, one of the boys from the K2 class came up with this,
"Maybe he escaped from the window and nobody saw him. How come the police so stupid one?"
Brilliant wasn't he? And he did not take more than a month to come up with that.
We are no fools. Someone must be accountable for it the mistakes. If PM Lee thinks that his words weigh a huge load now I would say yea, a huge load of crap. Yea he can support WKS all the way as much as he wants but too bad, the government will get no support and respect from me as I did not vote for them to run this country for the fact that I am sick and tired of their arrogance, one man rule and running this place like a family business. Why should I accept the COI as an independent inquiry? If it is, then why was WKS presenting it?
Why should you?
No way.
However of course, you are free to decide. Just do not ruin this place for you and I by making foolish decisions in the next election.
A patriot is not someone who supports the ruling government blindly without thought. A patriot reads what the government says and does with thought, and a patriot fights for the truth, stands up for what he/ she believes, for the well being of the people, creating a better place for everyone to live in.
Which one are you, a silly sheep or a thoughtful and passionate patriot?
You decide.
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and then flipped his pants over the concrete ledge above the cubicle door and made his escape." 